Sunday, May 08, 2005

WANTED


A recent photo of the notorious criminal commonly known as Old Father Time. If you have knowledge of this dangerous character, please contact the authorities. On no accounts approach Old Father Time, as he is believed to be armed with a 'scythe' which he uses to inflict wounds like 'wrinkles' and 'cellulite'. At particular risk of attack are women aged about 30. Posted by Hello

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