Thursday, August 11, 2005

Naziphobia On The Rise, Says Report

Some of the vast majority of peaceful British Nazis, at a local village meeting, yesterday.

Naziphobia on the rise, says report

A report from the British Anti-Racist Federation (BARF) has revealed a frightening rise in Naziphobia, following the attacks on Britain by extreme Nazis.

Professor Tim Bimley, director of BARF, told us yesterday: 'Just because a few radicalised Nazis have attempted to attack Britain with large scale bombing atrocities, this in no way justifies any revenge against the vast, peaceable majority of Britain's Nazis, who simply want to live their quiet Jew-hating lives as they have always done.'

Heinrich Sturmer, is a British Nazi from Bradford, part of the growing minority of immigrant Nazis in Britain's industrial cities. 'Ever since these radical Nazis attacked London, life for us has become intolerable,' he says, in the lebensraum of his neat little bungalow. 'People stare at us differently. The other day I was goose-stepping down Bradford High Street, shouting in a hectoring manner and demanding that Jew-shops give me free food, and one small English boy shouted Hitler! at me. Luckily the British police jumped on the small boy, beat him up and carted him off to jail. He is now being charged with inciting ideological hatred. But it was a frightening incident.'

BARF has many such accounts on its records. The small British Nazi community in Leeds had their annual torchlit parade interrupted, before their local 'fuhrer', or community leader, could denounce Slavs and gypsies as vile thieving parasites, as is traditional. A hundred miles south, the significant British Nazi community of Luton claims that a local journalist has written columns questioning the British Nazis' use of eugenics, and forced sterilisation.

'These things are traditional to Nazis,' says one Luton Nazi, Hans Schlenk. 'We've always sterilised our mental deficients and stupid retards. And we only allow breeding between blue eyed Aryans. What's wrong with that? It's our way of life. Likewise,' he adds, his small moustache bristling, 'Nazis have a great tradition of gassing undesirable elements in our own community. Its just racism to say we should stop. We're just different. Why can't the British live with that?'

David Bloony, The Runnymede Trust, concurs. 'If multiculturalism is to mean anything, it means that we tolerate cultural differences. Nazis are genocidal sadists with a long tradition of anti-Semitic hatred, we should respect that.' And the attacks? 'If we let the Nazi bombings change our way of life, then we will have let them win. Because that's what all Nazis want. Er, uhm, I mean some Nazis. Er.. don't I?'


Eric S said...

Mr Sturmer's story says it all. Hate crimes against members of hate groups must stop!

Criminal actions like shouting 'Hitler!' at Nazis isn't only wrong, but risks angering the Nazi street. Ordinary, peace-loving Nazis, who would otherwise mind their own business, will be incited by our unhelpful, illegal attempts to stop them from living their lives in accordance with der F├╝hrer's wishes.

They have a right to believe in whatever ideology they want, even if it calls for the destruction of our society. Who are we to say they're wrong? They're just different! Besides, my good friend Neville C. says that if we just give them what they want, they'll calm down and live in harmony with us.

Peace in our time--it's possible, if we can just stop people from treating Nazis like...Nazis.

Roberta Swipe said...

First class. Toffeewombling, sir! Well played!

(Are we still allowed to say things like, well played? I do hope so.)

Must dash, got to wrap the wife up in swaddling from head to toe,



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This is a hoot! From Poca WV (via Britblog #26)

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