Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Look at this sour faced French cunt. I fucking hate the French. With their miserable little dogs and their stupid pouting faces and their horrible smelly toilets and their cheese that looks like an alien's number twos after a night on the Ricard, AND their fucking stupid metro systems and their ludicrous bread that you have to break to get in a bag and their noisome 'bidets' and their fucking arsey attitude and their determination to believe themselves a serious power in a world that regards them a sa joke and their frigging tolls on the motorway and their shrugs and their noxious politicians with aneurysms and their stupid fucking names like Jacques and Pierre and their idiotic berets and that waste of a summer day called 'boules' and their vain, preening, dreary, selfish, mean-spirited way of looking at everything and everyone and the way they cover up their national neurotic self doubt and secret self loathing by pretending to be superior and their utterly boring television and their dialect of a dying language and their fucking eclairs and croissants for breakfast when you want a proper breakfast and their dreadful hygiene and lazy arrogance and apathetic vileness and spiteful hatred of anything that makes them realise what a sad, bygone, pompous, dried-up, humourless, left-behind bunch of wine-sodden dwarf-heads they really are, and most of all I hate that stained, urinous, crappy, toilet-esque dump of a concrete shithouse that is Charles de Gaulle airport wherein my luggage from Madagascar is STILL languishing THREE DAYS after I got back due to a Parisian baggage handler's strike.
Posted by sean at 3:23 pm